BIgMMIke's 5 things to NOT do on YOUR First Day of school:

 #5. Take a shower at NIGHT like you aint gon be FUNKY by daybreak 

#4. Stay up all night sneaking watching TV 

#3. Once there updating FB like... Im in Math, Now Homeroom...

#2. Dress Up (Church Shoes) lets people know you TRIED to hard, less is more 

#1 PLEASE DON't FORGET TO SET YO ALARM CLOCK!!!! 

BigMMIkes 5 things TO DO on YOUR First Day of School!

#5. Shower 

#4 Brush Teeth 

#3. Eat Breakfast 

#2. Pay Attention to your surroundings...

#1. WEAR SOMETHING OLD, cause all the BUSTER's gon wear SOMETHING new the FIRST week...then YOU BUST THAT ASS WITH YOUR NEW ISH!!!!!!

TAKERS or FAKERS!! (Movie Review)

Now some people may not like my review but do I care.. Nope! And before you read further this is not BIGMIKE speaking, this BRE..lol.

So here it goes... Now I would like to give a great big thanks to the CASTING DIRECTOR, for picking out some fine men!! I havent seen such fine men in suits in awhile..so sexy! Oh yes, even the white boys can get it!! So I thought I was in for a major treat because their were alot of major actors in this movie such as, Matt Dillion.. Paul Walker.. Idris Elba.. and Zoe Saldana (as you can tell I didnt mention Chris nor TI, not major actors in my opinion). Now with a cast like that I knew this movie was going to be a hit. Well I was disappointed alittle. One thing I can say that this movie will give you a couple of shockers that you weren't expecting (people who seen it know what im talking about). Now seeing that I am a big movie buff, I can tell good acting from bad, and Chris Brown and T.I. it was average to me. Now as far as the action part, Chris Brown can get it with that running (singing "Run It"). T.I. played his part very well being that its him playing him.. being a snitch! Ok naaaaaawwww I love me some T.I. but he is a snitch! lbs. But overall the movie was alright for me. So if you want a rating from me.. I say RENT IT OR BOOTLEG IT!!!

YEAP SUMMERS OVER .. NOW ITS BACK TO SCHOOL!!!

So Summer has went by pretty fast and its time for everyone to get back to the books. I know this is the week everyone will be shopping getting their "Best" for the first week of school. Now, considering everyone having their own style I cant help with where to get the hottest outfits but what I did was research on the TOP 10 MUST HAVE GADGETS to stunt when you go back to school!!!

By: BrE

HP ENVY 14


Armed with this music-central laptop you’ll definitely be the envy of your friends. It’s not your ordinary laptop. Jam-packed with features like blazing fast graphics, HD webcam, and Turbo Boost Technology, you won’t regret this buy. My favorite bit about this little gizmo is Beats Audio. With this innovative component, music sounds crisper, fuller and better. You’re guaranteed to hear studio quality music in your bedroom! Want more info?

"BEATS" Headphones by Dr. Dre

Nook- Barnes and Nobles E-Reader

You’ve got enough things to lug around for class. Here’s some good news for fellow bookworms -- the e-reader is up for grabs. Stock up with up to 1,500 books, e-lend them to your friends, download new books on the go, play games, listen to music (it plays mp3s) and soo much more. $149 gets you the NOOOK Wi-Fi and if you want the 3G version, it’ll cost you $199.


Nikon Cool PIX S550 BLACK 10.0 MP DIGITAL CAMERA

Nintendo DSi XL

Each year, the Nintendo DS gets a makeover and this time around, we’re digging this plus-sized model. On top of all the awesome original DSlite features (camera and mp3 player), the two screens got a huge upgrade! It’s 93% bigger! There are also 3 pre-installed titles and a new full styled stylus. It’s yours for $189.99.

                                                                                                                 Blackberry Torch

IHOME iP42

iPhone/iPod dock and alarm clock radio will be your lifesaver in college. Never miss a class, listen to your favorite tunes, and sync your iPhone, too. It’s the little machine that will make you wonder how you ever lived without it. Plus, not waking up to a blaring noise is a huge bonus. Snag yours for $99.

Apple I Phone 4 32GB Smartphone

LiveScribe Pulse Smartpen

If you're a budding reporter for the school newspaper or just trying to keep up with your chemistry professor's auction chant, you might consider getting the LiveScribe Pulse Smartpen. The pen's built-in camera picks up the microdots on custom paper notepad and digitally transcribes your notes. It also records audio while you write, so when you tap the pen anywhere on the page, you can hear exactly what was being said at the precise time you were writing. $199 list for 2GB, $149 for 1GB. Notepads are $19.95.

Apple iPad

Be there or be a Square..."THE AFTER TASTE HIPHOP PARTY" on SEPT. 4th!!

5 Questions You Never Ask A Man While He’s Half-Asleep (VIA BOSSIP.com)

1. Never say “What’s my name?” to a guy when he’s half-asleep. And especially if you guys haven’t known each other long. It may not end well.

 2. Don’t ask for money. He might give you more than he intends to and then when he wakes up and realizes it and it’s already spent, there might be a problem.

 3. Don’t even try to make plans when a man is half-asleep. He may agree to something that he won’t remember the next day.

4. Don’t ask trick questions like,  “do I look fat in this dress?” when a man is half-asleep–or when a man is awake. You look the same way you always look. 

5. Don’t ask “will you marry me?” when a man is half-asleep. Those questions require full alertness, and maybe a bottle of vodka, depending on your situation. 

 

WAAAAAAAIT, Paris Imma let you finish! But WHITNEY had one of the BEST addiction's of ALL TIME!!!!

Paris Hilton was arrested late Friday for possession of cocaine, a Las Vegas Police spokesperson confirmed.

The hotel heiress was a passenger in a vehicle that was stopped by police after officers smelled what they suspected was marijuana.

"Officers noticed a vehicle leaving smoke trail of a contolled substance (and) made a stop based on that," Las Vegas police spokesman Marcus Martin told The Associated Press.

The driver was arrested for drug possession and through further interaction between Hilton and authorities, it was discovered she was in possession of cocaine, police say.

Hilton was detained at the Clark County Detention Center and released at around 2:30 a.m. PT Saturday.

Her representative was not immediately available for comment. Her publicist, Dawn Miller, did not immediately return an e-mail message from the AP.

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Nicki Minaj and Drake Married Announced On Twitter... WHAT?????

YEA YOU HEARD IT FIRST DRAKE "DRIZZY" AND NICKI "MS.BARBIE" GETTING MARRIED!!!

Source from: http://globalgrind.com/channel/gossip/content/1762711/nicki-minaj-and-drake-married-announced-on-twitter/

Nicki Minaj and Drake got married. At least thats what they are telling the world via their twitter page. It all started when Nicki Minaj challenged Drake's manhood by tweeting "U scurred? @drakkardnoir u ready to make the announcement or wha?"

My initial thoughts were more along the line of 'What exactly would that announcement be? Maybe Drake would tell the world they'd be dropping a new song a new song? But MARRIAGE? Really?

Drake replied by tweeting "@nickiminaj Baby I am never scared. PROUD is more the word I would use."
Followed by "Please refer to @nickiminaj as Mrs. Aubrey Drake Graham and dont stare at her too long. She's finally mine. :)


Nicki Minaj cosigned the whole thing by replying "Yes, its true. Drake and I tied the knot."
So it looks like Drake got the cookies! Congrats Drake. He's getting a track record. Do you believe them?


Need more proof of these two love birds together.. heres some more photos:

2010 Barbara THIS is Shirley!!!! Letter to AKeys From the Current "REAL" MRS. Swizz Beats...LMFBAO

After having a great evening with my son and enjoying some fun twit chat, I decided to sign off and get some work done. However, a few hours later I was advised that I should check @aliciakeys twit page. I’ve never reached out to her on twitter before. I feel our issues are a lot more serious than a website conversation. Not to mention that I’ve reached out to her many times in the beginning of this whole thing, as any wife would do. Unfortunately, I never succeeded in getting a response. The 1st time I meet AK, my husband introduced us to each other at an event. ( I have no choice but to call him my husband, until he is not anymore) In the messages that I sent to her (AK), I made it very clear that on the contrary of what she might be hearing, I am still married to my husband, living with him and just had a child. It’s been two years and I still have not received a response. What I do receive, is constant displays of selfishness and disconcern to me and my son.
I was a fan of AK’s last album, we were both signed to J Records and I always checked up on her projects. I sang her songs and admired her for creating Superwoman and Karma, I would never deny her, her talent. I believed in her until I found out she was possibly sleeping with my husband. The affair was denied by both, until it was finally admitted months later.
Already I can hear some of you saying “why are u blaming her, you can’t make someone leave their wife, you can’t break something that’s broken.” Well, my marriage was not broken, as far as I knew, we were celebrating our son’s birth and getting ready to celebrate our 5 year wedding anniversary . Call it blind love, whatever. I call it being a devoted wife. As far as me blaming her and not blaming him, that’s false. Me and my husband have worked out our differences. We are in a good place as people and as parents. I accept his choices and I am comfortable enough with myself to move on. I am so very blessed in many ways.
My concern with AK is no longer the fact that she assisted in destroying a family but that she has the audacity to make these selfish comments about love and wanting to be with someone, even after knowing their situation. How is this the same Superwoman that I sang out loud with in my truck? I ask myself sometimes.
If you are reading this Alicia, let me start by saying, you know what you did. You know the role you played and you know how you contributed to the ending of my marriage. You know that I asked you to step back and let me handle my family issues. Issues that you helped to create.
I’m not saying everything was perfect all the time but no relationship is perfect. We made a vow to God and I believe you should have respected that, as a woman. I know you owe me or my son nothing but I just wish you would’ve handled things more carefully. I’m not judging you, I put you and the whole situation in the hands of God, the Higher Power. Just know that as a woman, I expected so much more from you. I never had intentions on reaching out to you this way but after reading your twits tonight, and the constant disregard, you left me no choice. I feel that after 1 and a half years of you hiding this affair and acting like it doesn’t exist, that now is the time to confront it, since you talk so openly about it now
This is not a publicity stunt, I don’t have a record coming out. I just need to close this chapter in my life and that means confronting our issues. There is a small child involved. His dad loves him to death and he wants to spend more time with him but he’s afraid because he knows we don’t have a relationship. This is my main concern. My son NEEDS his dad and I NEED to be comfortable with you. For him!
I know many will see my point and many will not be able to look into what’s real because they only want to see Alicia Keys the celebrity, not the human. This is not for the “people,” this is for you. Like I said, I was left no choice but to reach out to you this way. By now, I’m sure you want to find a balance in this as well.
I read your tweets tonight and I felt they were very insensitive. You have no idea how much pain I was caused because of this affair. It’s baffling to me that you don’t understand what I might have gone through with this situation. I don’t consider myself a victim anymore, I’ve learned a lot from this! I just ask you to try and be a bit more realistic and delicate to the situation, at least until my divorce is final. I felt me attending the party would have been a starting point for us, since you shook my hand after I offered it, but I suppose I was wrong.
If it’s so, that you and my husband are meant to be together, then God bless you both and I hope you never have to deal with what I did. I would not wish it on my worst enemy. If you two being together forever is the case, it’s more of a reason for us to get along, because I’m not going anywhere. There’s a child to be raised.
To answer your tweet, choose smart over spark. Sparks burn everyone, be smart! It’s simple actually, just think of the shoe being on the other foot.
Stay blessed and let’s work this thing out with respect and dignity.

Lil KIM calls DRAKE A P*ssy!!!!!

Top 25 SKILLS ALL men should KNOW!!!!!! THOUGHTS

Skills Every Man Should Know




1. Carve a turkey

2. Grill with charcoal

3. Jump start a car

4. Check Fluids

5. Change brakes

6. Shake hands

7. Throw a punch.

8. Take a photo

9. Perform hands-only CPR

10. Iron a shirt

11. Tie a bow tie

12. Change a diaper

13. Build a fire in the wilderness

14. Shoot a home movie

15. Navigate with a map and compass

16. Paint a room

17. Use & Clean a Gun

18. Hook up an HDTV

19. Install: a disposal, an electronic thermostat, or a lighting fixture without asking for help

20. Extend your wireless network

21. Score a baseball game.

22. Buy a suit.

23. Give a woman an orgasm

24. Say no

25. Caress a woman's neck

NEW AT 2 MARCUS HOUSTON AND RICK ROSS!!!

THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND.....RIP BLANCHE OF GOLDEN GIRL FAME!

Drake - Miss Me feat. Lil Wayne