5 Questions You Never Ask A Man While He’s Half-Asleep (VIA BOSSIP.com)

1. Never say “What’s my name?” to a guy when he’s half-asleep. And especially if you guys haven’t known each other long. It may not end well.

 2. Don’t ask for money. He might give you more than he intends to and then when he wakes up and realizes it and it’s already spent, there might be a problem.

 3. Don’t even try to make plans when a man is half-asleep. He may agree to something that he won’t remember the next day.

4. Don’t ask trick questions like,  “do I look fat in this dress?” when a man is half-asleep–or when a man is awake. You look the same way you always look. 

5. Don’t ask “will you marry me?” when a man is half-asleep. Those questions require full alertness, and maybe a bottle of vodka, depending on your situation.